Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
Turn the TV on
Throw my hand in my pants
Nobodys gon’t tell me I can`t
I`ll be lying on the couch just chillin` in my snuggie
Click to MTV so they we teach me how to dougie
Cause in my castle im the freakin man
Oh
Yes I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
Hoo ooh ooh
Nothing at all
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
Hoo ooh ooh
Tomorrow I'll wake up do some P90X
Meet a really nice girl have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out 'this is great' (Oh my god, this is great)
Yeaaaaaaah
I might mess around and get my college degree
I bet my old-man would be so proud of me
But sorry paps you'll just have to wait
Oh
Yes I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
'Cause I ain't going anywhere
No No No No No No No No No
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Ohh
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Woohoo ooh
Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh
Nothing at all